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“My 1x1 coaching sessions with Wayne have proved to be a revelation in terms of how enlightening and enjoyable they are. Within aspects of both my business life and personal health for example, I am now able to adopt a more positive approach to the way I think, and

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"Since Wayne has become my life coach, I am starting to allow myself to fulfil my true potential in my career. Wayne has provided me with all the necessary tools to allow me to overcome hurdles which had held me back previously. You can’t help but improve every aspect of

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"Superb training. I rarely, if ever, come across trainers who openly display your level of insightfulness, passion and commitment. All the feedback was excellent. We certainly want more."

lan Robison
Head of Care, Daniel Yorath House,
Leeds

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“..we arranged a series of weekly sessions and right away I began to feel more positive about myself and my situation, I could feel the difference in my attitude in training and in my game in general.  Wayne attended a reserve game and compiled a statistical report which
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Mar 15
2010

'Why God made mums'

Posted by wayne in Untagged 

Laughter is good for you! So as we have just had Mothers Day  here are some answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions. Enjoy!

'Why did God make mothers?'

  1. She is the only one who knows where the sellotape is
  2. Mostly to clean the house
  3. To help us out of there when we were getting born

'How did God make mothers?'

  1. He used dirt, just like the rest of us
  2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
  3. God made my mum just like he made me. He just used bigger parts

'What kind of little girl was your mum?'

  1. My mum has always been my mum an none of that other stuff
  2. I dont know because I wasn't there, but probably pretty bossy
  3. They say she used to be nice

 


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